| WOMEN: | MEN: | 10. Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends. | I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. | 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. | While I'm up, can I get you a beer? | 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy. | I think hairy butts are really sexy. | 7. Hey, get a whiff of that one. | Her tits are just too big. | 6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. | Sometimes I just want to be held. | 5. This diamond is way too big. | That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody. | 4. I won't even put my lips on that things unless I get to swallow. | Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. | 3. Wow, it really is 14 inches! | We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. | 2. Does this make my butt look too small? | Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch whatever that's on Oxygen. | 1. I'm wrong, you must be right again. | I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions. |