WOMEN: |
MEN: |
10. Could our relationship
be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends. |
I think Barry Manilow
is one cool motherfucker. |
9. Go ahead and leave
the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. |
While I'm up, can
I get you a beer? |
8. I think hairy
butts are really sexy. |
I think hairy butts
are really sexy. |
7. Hey, get a whiff
of that one. |
Her tits are just
too big. |
6. Please don't throw
that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. |
Sometimes I just
want to be held. |
5. This diamond is
way too big. |
That chick on Murder,
She Wrote gives me a woody. |
4. I won't even put
my lips on that things unless I get to swallow. |
Sure, I'd love to
wear a condom. |
3. Wow, it really
is 14 inches! |
We haven't been to
the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. |
2. Does this make
my butt look too small? |
Fuck Monday Night
Football, let's watch whatever that's on Oxygen. |
1. I'm wrong, you
must be right again. |
I think we are lost,
we better pull over and ask for directions. |